laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

• when someone hums quietly.
• when my hair gets played with.
• when someone whispers a story to me.
• when someone traces my skin.
• chloroform. 

(Source: following-moons)

cyberbullys:

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

no a rock

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

youputthetowelonthetable:

barryyouasshole:

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets

jalapeño business

clavid:

“Teardrops on my Guitar” is a song about paranormal encounters with a ghost named Drew that haunted Taylor as a child